i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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