You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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