His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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