I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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