and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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