Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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