She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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