Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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