hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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