yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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