yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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