I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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