I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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