Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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