Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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