hell yes lets make some ravioli
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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