just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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