There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm passing your future prison.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
