DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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