Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
ttyl tear gas
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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