For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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