office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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