kristin has been a bad kristin
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think your dad took our porno
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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