East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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