I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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