Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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