i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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