Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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