none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.