3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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