But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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