I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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