Porn is love you can see.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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