Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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