Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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