You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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