Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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