just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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