I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
i now understand why vodka
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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