if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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