When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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