Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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