I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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