love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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