jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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