Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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