Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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