It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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