You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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