And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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