U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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