i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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