I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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