So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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