Your tits are I can't wait for
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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