...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
honey bunches of taint.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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