I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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